buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked, via unescapable)

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The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter.

iracebarrels:

If the purge were real I wouldn’t be out killing people. I would be busting open a tack shop and stealing saddles while my horse was busy getting a $10,000 stud fee for free. Equestrian bitches got their priorities you know.

(via thebamagirl)

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